Charles

In the Hall of Misplaced Emotions, visitors could witness the most curious artifacts. There was the exact shade of blue that a teenager felt during their first heartbreak, bottled and displayed like a rare scientific specimen.

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Weekends were reserved for his most serious hobby: competitive cloud watching. Armed with a notebook, a pair of binoculars, and an unhealthy amount of enthusiasm.

The café’s menu was a work of surreal genius. Drinks included the “Schrödinger’s Latte” (simultaneously hot and cold until consumed), the “Existential Espresso” (guaranteed to make you question your life choices with every sip).

Reginald’s apartment was a marvel of organized chaos. Bookshelves lined with volumes about the mating habits of dust mites stood next to carefully curated collections of lint balls from various sweaters he had owned since 1997.