February 21, 2024

The café’s menu was a work of surreal genius. Drinks included the “Schrödinger’s Latte” (simultaneously hot and cold until consumed), the “Existential Espresso” (guaranteed to make you question your life choices with every sip).

Reginald’s apartment was a marvel of organized chaos. Bookshelves lined with volumes about the mating habits of dust mites stood next to carefully curated collections of lint balls from various sweaters he had owned since 1997.